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Monday, April 24, 2006

Kitchen Humor

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!
I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!
A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
If you don't like my standards of cooking ... lower your standards.
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead
normal lives.
My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.

3 comments:

givengrace said...

Ha! Where did that come from?

itsboopchile said...

Great!!
You need my elephant recipe. It lasts and lasts and lasts.
Betty G

countrygal said...

Thanks to Denise I got this. Actually I think Jeremy came acrosed it.